Past, Present and Future

Days before my final paper, where every second was as precious as a karat of gold.

In other words, 1 karat/second.

I took a lift down to Level 1

Walked to Level 2, I think that's a fire alarm

Walked up to Level 3, had to take the pic sideways coz there was a camera by the side

Very superstitious now aren't we? Level 4 (I studied on this level, is that bad?)

Phew, no more energy edi. Level 5! Very deserted

And that is why it's full of cigarette butts.

My Tax Textbook with its uneven steps. The last page is the index page, I hope I'm the only one who did that. Btw, tax text, get it? =P

After my final paper:

Doesn't this look like a pig? Just like us humans are scared to see images of human faces on photographs, I think pigs should feel the same.

Choon's contribution. I have no comment and please read at your own will coz I'm not used to such obscene language myself, just helping him post this pic hehe

Fei Mao totally disregarded my (chicken foot) peace symbol. This means war!

You call that juicy orange? More like juicy yellow if you ask me.

I wonder if these plants need sunlight, coz they're in Tesco.

I really wonder how Bahasa Malaysia baku speakers would pronounce "REBAT". At least it doesn't sound much like copying the English word "REBATE".

Just now in Tesco, I overheard a conversation between the cashier and the customer in front of me. It went exactly like this:

Cashier: Tesco card ada?

Customer: Ada. Tapi tinggal kat rumah.

Cashier + Customer: Hahahahaha!

Me: ?????

Ok, my exams are over. What now? Oh that's right, Taiping next. What then?

Happy Father's Day

Had a bad start today. Slept around 1am+, then today woke up around 7am+ coz had a bad tummy ache. I was multitasking on the toilet bowl, sleeping + "amortizing". Hah! Can you do that? Then study study study, amortize, study study study, amortize, study study study, hokkien show, study study study, and it's night time!

Bro decided to take us to Tropicana City Mall to celebrate Happy Father's Day. He always makes the decision coz he belanja's us. And then here goes, I should prepare a provision for amortization again. Dad told us, "Why not try something different? Korean food!" O.o

Ooh that certainly is "good" for my appetite

That just makes things "better"

Our seats were rather different. There's a table just 1-foot tall from the floor but the space beneath it was deep enough for us to put our legs in it and feet flat on the floor (no shoes allowed). Concerned about the cleanliness or how empty down there really is, I took a picture and there's rice beside my dad's feet. What a waste, should tapau.

(btw, I do not have socks that aren't white)

Guess what's this thing for?

To play of course! See can lengthen and shorten wan :P

(Ok, it is used to suck in smoke, not fun)

Finish dinner, I walked around the mall alone. Guess what? They have a newly-opened GSC there! BUT I saw the list of movies and it seems as if I'm living in the near past. Slumdog Millionaire, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Ip Man? No Monsters vs Aliens, how sinful!

Had an hour more to spend, so I figured why not use the time and do something productive. I put on my poker face, walked in to the watch shops and pretended to be some rich kid. Usually I'll ask questions like "This one how much ah? How about that one leh? Wah so high the price!" but this time, it was different (I spoke formally with slightly high class accent).

Me (expressionless): May I know how much does this one cost?

Salesperson: RM4k+

Me (pretend to look interested): Oh I see. Then what about this one?

Salesperson (looking excited): RM2k+. We have many other watches also, this Cyma is from Swiss, Ellesse from Italy, etc.

Me (still expressionless): Ok, well then let me take a closer look at them. (This is so cool! Usually they treat me with a cold shoulder coz I usually simply wear, simply ask and don't look like a serious buyer. Therefore, I have learnt that the art of pretending is kinda fun!)

Aww Chuckie has made new friends, how horribly cute

StarNewspaper very lazy these days, they expect us to cut the image of shows and paste it in the boxes given

If I was the owner of the shop, I'll rip those notes! It's so wrong man! Should be "Sold Edi"

This is the random-est picture so far

Monkey + Exams = Discipline

I can't believe how discplined I am these days. Sleep before 12am and wake up at 8am everyday! On top of that, study 4-5 chapters a day! (Actually got time to study 1-2 chapters more, just that I want to play games) =P

However, it could be that I'm not studying properly or I'm using a wrong study method, uh oh. Btw, I learnt a new word over the week and it sure brings a very deep meaning: veracity. Only 4 people know what I'm talking about and I surely hope it remains so else O.o!

Bro's leaving to Australia tonight, umm ok. BUT he's taking my Adidas shoes, my 2-week-old Adidas shoes! It just so happened that his shoes have little holes in them, not suited for the cold Australian weather. And that my other 7 pairs of shoes cannot fit his feet (my shoes have different sizes but I can wear all of them). Anyway, I hope my dear shoes are ok coz I specified some rules for him:

1. No tiptoeing or bending the front part (might cause crack lines)

2. No stepping in mud/puddles (rear part of the shoe is white)

3. No sports

Now I feel like a regulator imposing stringent rules and policies.

Random pics:

Clowns are funny even when some of them aren't living creatures. This one here welcomes the black car into the shop.

Then he blocks the entrance hahahaha

Because of the no microwave rule at home (mum 200% dislikes cooking smell), I had to eat this 3-4 hours old burger patty with solid cheese and solid egg. Lucky I only eat what's between the buns of the burger. Else I'll fit this bundled product between 2 slices of Gardenia bread, making it solider.

Wow! That MITSUBISHI car is so uberly COOOOOOOOOOOL! It was never sold before by Mitsubishi.

Remember the Giant & Cold Storage vs Tesco pic? Now it's Tesco vs Giant & Cold Storage.

They attack each other in the papers, what a boring battle.

P.s. I probably won't be posting anytime soon, might take a week or two coz exams are over there. There, around that corner there, still cannot see ah?

Randomization

Yatta! Finished assignment! Oh it's Sunday - 2.05am now btw

Sorry, few pics only this week, so I drew 1 more :P

What's that long antenna for? Here's a possible list of answers:

a) To eavesdrop on private calls (longer antenna = wider frequency range?)

b) To make the car taller coz some 4wds are slightly taller than a Hilux

c) Fashionable

d) For people like me to snap pics

Just like pens, papers, staplers, paper clips, files, etc., Oreo's is yet another important "tool" for office people. I bet ya didn't know that!

Police can park outside the yellow box? Now only I realize that police cars can be parked anywhere coz they all have many yellow boxes.

Top left: Kenneth's portion

Top right: Choon's portion

Bottow: My portion

1. It started off with 3 full plates of fried rice (all are different).

2. Our task is for us 3 to have an equal portion of each fried rice.

3. After 10-15 minutes of trasferring, mission accomplished!

Finally! I get what Flo Rida's "Ayer" is all about. Deep down, it's educational =)

Today, my dad asked me a really tough question:

"Is my hair long?" *points at hair on  shirt collar*

I really am not the best candidate for such a question.

Coolest Post Ever?

It's 4.13am now, and I'm free of 1 assignment! Been spending nights (not days) to finish it, finally exactly 20 pages completed! =D Looks like I'm gonna sleep really late tomorning! (it's not tonight, mind you)

Over the week, I thought of some "COOL" stuff as my mind processes things a bit differently from the average mind. 

1st:

Me: Hey Smartboy, how's your assignment? Surely super ganas wan!

Smartboy: Nopezzzzz, my assignment super general!

Me: Oh, means my assignment is lousy captain.

2nd:

Me: *Kacau Fei Mao when mum's not looking*

Fei Mao: We see what happens when mum sees your true colour!

Me: I always show my true colour la *points at skin on hand*

3rd:

Me: *Doing assignment while listening to the news on tv*

TV News: blablabla cause of death blablabla

Me: What? Cost of debt? ~must be too much studies already~

4th:

Q: What do you get if you cut 8 into half?

A: 20 (scroll all the way down for the reason)

Random pics (mostly contributed by Choon)

DB9 on an Aston Martin DB9, pure redundancy. Btw, there's also an M5 on a BMW M5 just for your information.

Now I'm convinced that there is such thing as rally sports (lorry category)

Syabas! (Anda telah mengurangkan kos dengan menggunakan) meter plastik!

The local version of Toy Story, Soft Toy Story. Soft Toy Story 1 features unknown characters but there's a special appearance by both Spongebob and baby Mickey in Soft Toy Story 2, how cool is that?!

Sorry, you're not inside Soft Toy Story. But you sure are freaky! What if we put you in the movie Kanak-Kanak Main?

I think Monash Cafeteria very rich, so they can afford to be wasteful =P

I have a feeling Giant (Mutiara Damansara) is trying to insult our maths. But hey! I see an arbitrage opportunity =)

RM4.99 / 2 kg = RM2.495/kg

RM10.35 / 3 kg = RM3.45/kg

Purchase ALL the 2kg cooking oil and leave others with the 3kg cooking oil. It is then up to you on determining your spread (Sales Price - Cost Price). Remember, lower the price, higher the demand! 

Is this actually permissible under the law? Indirectly (but quite obviously) ruining the image of a competitor? I don't want to say the competitor's name (I scared I get sued instead) but it surely is an easy one.

Reason (from above): 

Cut 8 into half, you get 0 AND 0. Just like x + x = 2x, 0 + 0 = 20!

P.s. It's 4.49am now, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Tagged by Samuel "TomYamBoy" Loke

1. Besides ur lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?

Never experience before, so I ¯\(º_o)/¯

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?

I felt sleepy, but with all my strength, courage and willpower I got up! 

3. Who was the last person/people you took photo with?

Bunny and Fei Mao ... plus the Monkey, it's like an animal family lol

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?

I'll say maybe 15% and it just gets lesser by the year.

5. Will you ever donate blood?

Only if they do not use the pump of all pumps, the MOTHERPUMP! Then I'll be ok. But you sure you want my blood? 

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of opposite sex?

Not just had, still have and I hope it remains for as long as we live =D

7. Do you want someone to be dead?

No way! Unless you mean those people who commit unforgiveable crimes, then I'll probably give it a second thought for these people aren't worthy of living if they continue their evil ways. 

8. What does your last text message say?

Quite a lengthy message, but I'll just type a few words "Ok thanks..sure, if....."

9. What are you thinking right now?

Thinking of when I'll ever start my lending assingment, hopefully tomorrow as soon as I wake up using all my strength, courage and willpower haha

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?

Haha what do you think? I'm waiting for you to see right through me and there is your answer =P

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?

10.30pm, I planned to sleep for an hour, then continue studying. But my strength, courage and willpower not strong enough that night, couldn't wake up. Fei Mao said she tried waking me up but I surely don't recall that event (exactly how true can her words be?) =_=

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?

How did you know I'm wearing a tee? How? HOW?! Anyways, I think my aunt bought from Australia but I made it as part of my sleeping outfit 

13. Is someone on your mind right now?

Same as Q10

14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?

Kenneth

NINE lucky persons to do this quiz:

1) Harry @ Bulu

2) Fioney @ Mui

3) Xuxin @ Mui's Jie Jie?

4) 'nett @ Apple

5) Nic @ Bunny

6) Juliana @ Julie's biscuits

7) Yann @ dupdup

8) Rachael

9) Not enough blogs to tag lol

Stress!

Oh man, with this amount of petrol left, I'm supposed to fetch sis to the library and drive back home myself. Then fetch her from the library and drive back home again. 

The first task is done. I hope I can make it through the second one else I'll have to fork in RM2 for petrol! Just now I had to fork in RM3 for my bro's KFC X-Meal all coz they had to include that X-Men gift, from RM10.XX jump to RM17.70 (he paid most of it). 

Just now, as I drove:

1. I tried my best not to hit the brakes >.<
2. I drove really slow at an average of 30-50km/h coz I wouldn't wanna hit the brakes hard when I reach traffic lights or do U-turns =/
3. I found out that I can easily save petrol when I go downhill at SMKTTDI by just putting N, it'll lead me all the way to the traffic light =D
4. I put the air-cond at lowest, can't turn it off coz it's very hot these days =(
5. I was thinking of cutting a red traffic light coz don't want to hit the brakes =P
6. I keep looking at the petrol meter, praying that the red light indicator doesn't turn on =O

Mum, dad, please come back home quickly! Bro doesn't want to help pay for the petrol and I'm unwilling to as well. Sis forever pokai. 

Oh ya, I won't be going pasar malam tonight coz I forgot that it's

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!