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Welcome to the world of Golf.

My name is o(@_@)o.

People call me the Golf Newbie.

This world is inhabited by creatures called Golfers.

For some people, golfers are boring.

Others say they are cool.

Myself.....I study golf for fun.

Sound familiar? :P

Anyways, that's what I've been doing for 3 days in a row. And yet, no improvements. Oh well, maybe I'll take up some other sport then.

In the event of an emergency break, what happens to the guy lying down? Auto-stand up?

Ah Poh, you sure are strong! *salute*

3 lessons to learn:

1. Same as "Don't let one rotten apple spoil the entire barrel"

2. There is no point diversifying all "stocks" that belong in the same "industry"

3. Don't waste the yolk, quickly drink with straw before it dries up

Wonder why the front must be extended like that? More aerodynamic ah?

Realize how big those rims on that BMW are? I also dunno actually but they're just big

One question: "Where did the guy pee?"

His spoiler looks, umm it doesn't look like a spoiler but a molded into something shapy

Wow Chia Her diversify kau2!

Stupid joke that got us 3 into trouble (most awkward moment this year I'll have to say)

[For further details, don't ask me please]

So close all the 1s, legal meh to do so?

I know this is gonna be random but here goes:

MERDEKA!

I'm backkkkkk

3 weeks without a single post,

No, I'm not yet a ghost,

There was just simply nothing to boast,

So I didn't want to be this blog's host.

But I finally found it in me,

The desire to eat maggi mee,

Just kidding, it's the things I wanted to see,

To snap a pic and comment and most importantly, to say hehe!

The weeks have gone by slowly,

Assignments were one heck of a bully,

Everything I did, I considered silly,

At the end of the day, I just hope I can walk off coolly.

I must thank my every friend,

You know yourselves well so do not pretend,

I seriously do not know where I would stand,

If you all didn't give me a helping hand.

(The last paragraph, meaningful enough? Just wanna let you know that I really appreciate all your help!)

Somehow, I interpret this as the owner/owners/business is on sale, not the furniture.

So, you sell furniture or smell furniture? :P

Guess how to pronounce PU-SE? I think it's pronounced PA SEE coz it stands for pumpkin seed. I tried durian and sunnyside, really good! This store is located outside TTDI's Devi's Corner FYI but a bit pricy.

Hope I don't make that kind of mistake for my assignments

Salaries and wages expenses may include wages and salaries ... obviously ...

Expensive Mashed Potatos! lol

Actually, I don't understand why they put M POTATO there

I didn't know that Perodua and Proton has merged?

I do have some trouble spelling Touareg too sometimes

Definitely an overstatement and an understatement

Model A and Model B eh?

1. Inokom Getz

2. Perodua Myvi

3. Perodua Viva

4. Proton Savvy

Mr. Jason, I do believe you greatly typo'ed Chun Li

Some formatting problem here it seems

Bring this to Italy and show them Italians how we use technology when eating our spaghetti.

You mean if we imagined stuff to be in the drink, it'll be there? Some more they clearly stated no Bull (being the abbreviation of BS)

Chicken Chopsticks, the perfect tool for your chicken chop.

This is for pork chop, same explanation as above

Wow! The laziness! I know where they got this concept from, pottery! Just that you use your tongues instead of your 2 hands.

That's the biggest P sticker I've ever encountered. Is it the size of an A4? If it is, it's probably not a sticker but it's sticked there.

This must be the new Yin and Yang! Exercise and Mcdonalds, the ultimate contradiction.

That surely is some fun paint job! I wanna try it too!

Poor Honda CRV, you used to be a good tailgater coz you're big. Now you're the bully no more.

If only there was a red traffic light in front, then I can get down from my car and have a free snack.

What does this look like to you? To me, it looks like a cartoonish octopus.

Believe it or not, I actually learnt English from this. I looked up the word endeavor in my phone dictionary.

A really smart way to clear the table. There's probably 20+ layers of plastic bags there.

I wonder what they use to cut the thick watermelon skin like that. A pair of extremely sharp scissors? And how did they make the watermelon balls?

I wonder if army people wear these. Who knows they might wear low cut pants and reveal their colourful underwear, hence losing total camouflage.

I wouldn't leave that baby chair there if I were the owner. When night comes, some crying sounds may be heard.

You see this little stall?

It's following the Merc!!!!!

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

Just kidding, it's tied to the bumper by rope.

The desperation to go SS2 Pasar Malam just to get a new phone strap which cost me RM2.00. It wasn't fun coming out from the driver's door (I can only use the key to lock the door, so can't come out from passenger's side).

Saw this in the toilet cubicle. Who actually reads this while doing his BIG business? Maybe by imagining LONG, it comes out LONG, if you get what I mean.

Wonder what this dude is doing, definitely not bathing in the drain right? Right? O.o

Chia Her sleeps with both his eyes and mouth opened. I think he's dreaming "Ahh Rice" (which is an anagram of his name)

After years of using these funky faced cups, I finally understood their expressions.

Asymmetric exhaust pipes.

That's a nice collection there! HEHE!

Oh ya, today I got a new name for Fei Mao, I called her like this,

"Hey Fats!"

Ok, back to assignment, BOO!