Randomization

Yatta! Finished assignment! Oh it's Sunday - 2.05am now btw

Sorry, few pics only this week, so I drew 1 more :P

What's that long antenna for? Here's a possible list of answers:

a) To eavesdrop on private calls (longer antenna = wider frequency range?)

b) To make the car taller coz some 4wds are slightly taller than a Hilux

c) Fashionable

d) For people like me to snap pics

Just like pens, papers, staplers, paper clips, files, etc., Oreo's is yet another important "tool" for office people. I bet ya didn't know that!

Police can park outside the yellow box? Now only I realize that police cars can be parked anywhere coz they all have many yellow boxes.

Top left: Kenneth's portion

Top right: Choon's portion

Bottow: My portion

1. It started off with 3 full plates of fried rice (all are different).

2. Our task is for us 3 to have an equal portion of each fried rice.

3. After 10-15 minutes of trasferring, mission accomplished!

Finally! I get what Flo Rida's "Ayer" is all about. Deep down, it's educational =)

Today, my dad asked me a really tough question:

"Is my hair long?" *points at hair on  shirt collar*

I really am not the best candidate for such a question.

Coolest Post Ever?

It's 4.13am now, and I'm free of 1 assignment! Been spending nights (not days) to finish it, finally exactly 20 pages completed! =D Looks like I'm gonna sleep really late tomorning! (it's not tonight, mind you)

Over the week, I thought of some "COOL" stuff as my mind processes things a bit differently from the average mind. 

1st:

Me: Hey Smartboy, how's your assignment? Surely super ganas wan!

Smartboy: Nopezzzzz, my assignment super general!

Me: Oh, means my assignment is lousy captain.

2nd:

Me: *Kacau Fei Mao when mum's not looking*

Fei Mao: We see what happens when mum sees your true colour!

Me: I always show my true colour la *points at skin on hand*

3rd:

Me: *Doing assignment while listening to the news on tv*

TV News: blablabla cause of death blablabla

Me: What? Cost of debt? ~must be too much studies already~

4th:

Q: What do you get if you cut 8 into half?

A: 20 (scroll all the way down for the reason)

Random pics (mostly contributed by Choon)

DB9 on an Aston Martin DB9, pure redundancy. Btw, there's also an M5 on a BMW M5 just for your information.

Now I'm convinced that there is such thing as rally sports (lorry category)

Syabas! (Anda telah mengurangkan kos dengan menggunakan) meter plastik!

The local version of Toy Story, Soft Toy Story. Soft Toy Story 1 features unknown characters but there's a special appearance by both Spongebob and baby Mickey in Soft Toy Story 2, how cool is that?!

Sorry, you're not inside Soft Toy Story. But you sure are freaky! What if we put you in the movie Kanak-Kanak Main?

I think Monash Cafeteria very rich, so they can afford to be wasteful =P

I have a feeling Giant (Mutiara Damansara) is trying to insult our maths. But hey! I see an arbitrage opportunity =)

RM4.99 / 2 kg = RM2.495/kg

RM10.35 / 3 kg = RM3.45/kg

Purchase ALL the 2kg cooking oil and leave others with the 3kg cooking oil. It is then up to you on determining your spread (Sales Price - Cost Price). Remember, lower the price, higher the demand! 

Is this actually permissible under the law? Indirectly (but quite obviously) ruining the image of a competitor? I don't want to say the competitor's name (I scared I get sued instead) but it surely is an easy one.

Reason (from above): 

Cut 8 into half, you get 0 AND 0. Just like x + x = 2x, 0 + 0 = 20!

P.s. It's 4.49am now, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Tagged by Samuel "TomYamBoy" Loke

1. Besides ur lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?

Never experience before, so I ¯\(º_o)/¯

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?

I felt sleepy, but with all my strength, courage and willpower I got up! 

3. Who was the last person/people you took photo with?

Bunny and Fei Mao ... plus the Monkey, it's like an animal family lol

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?

I'll say maybe 15% and it just gets lesser by the year.

5. Will you ever donate blood?

Only if they do not use the pump of all pumps, the MOTHERPUMP! Then I'll be ok. But you sure you want my blood? 

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of opposite sex?

Not just had, still have and I hope it remains for as long as we live =D

7. Do you want someone to be dead?

No way! Unless you mean those people who commit unforgiveable crimes, then I'll probably give it a second thought for these people aren't worthy of living if they continue their evil ways. 

8. What does your last text message say?

Quite a lengthy message, but I'll just type a few words "Ok thanks..sure, if....."

9. What are you thinking right now?

Thinking of when I'll ever start my lending assingment, hopefully tomorrow as soon as I wake up using all my strength, courage and willpower haha

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?

Haha what do you think? I'm waiting for you to see right through me and there is your answer =P

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?

10.30pm, I planned to sleep for an hour, then continue studying. But my strength, courage and willpower not strong enough that night, couldn't wake up. Fei Mao said she tried waking me up but I surely don't recall that event (exactly how true can her words be?) =_=

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?

How did you know I'm wearing a tee? How? HOW?! Anyways, I think my aunt bought from Australia but I made it as part of my sleeping outfit 

13. Is someone on your mind right now?

Same as Q10

14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?

Kenneth

NINE lucky persons to do this quiz:

1) Harry @ Bulu

2) Fioney @ Mui

3) Xuxin @ Mui's Jie Jie?

4) 'nett @ Apple

5) Nic @ Bunny

6) Juliana @ Julie's biscuits

7) Yann @ dupdup

8) Rachael

9) Not enough blogs to tag lol

Stress!

Oh man, with this amount of petrol left, I'm supposed to fetch sis to the library and drive back home myself. Then fetch her from the library and drive back home again. 

The first task is done. I hope I can make it through the second one else I'll have to fork in RM2 for petrol! Just now I had to fork in RM3 for my bro's KFC X-Meal all coz they had to include that X-Men gift, from RM10.XX jump to RM17.70 (he paid most of it). 

Just now, as I drove:

1. I tried my best not to hit the brakes >.<
2. I drove really slow at an average of 30-50km/h coz I wouldn't wanna hit the brakes hard when I reach traffic lights or do U-turns =/
3. I found out that I can easily save petrol when I go downhill at SMKTTDI by just putting N, it'll lead me all the way to the traffic light =D
4. I put the air-cond at lowest, can't turn it off coz it's very hot these days =(
5. I was thinking of cutting a red traffic light coz don't want to hit the brakes =P
6. I keep looking at the petrol meter, praying that the red light indicator doesn't turn on =O

Mum, dad, please come back home quickly! Bro doesn't want to help pay for the petrol and I'm unwilling to as well. Sis forever pokai. 

Oh ya, I won't be going pasar malam tonight coz I forgot that it's

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Relieved! (A bit)

A long and tough week this has been all coz of International Banking and Finance assignment. Luckily manage to finish it by Friday night or not it'll interfere with my great plans. 

Friday midnight:

- to listen to sad youtube songs (tip: type "Sad Korean MV")

- to read comic (One Piece!)

Saturday morning:

- to wake up late

- to read comic

- to read newspaper, particularly the comics section

Saturday afternoon/evening:

- to study to my heart's discontent

- to finish all my homeworks

- to do extra research online related to my current studies

- to analyze the stock markets

- to read on world financial news

- to lie to myself that I actually did points 2 to 5

Saturday night:

- to do grocery shopping

- to look at people (it's my hobby whenever I'm outside my house)

- to search for anything that I can take pics and blog about

A productive Saturday, don't you think? Thank God the assignment's over! Can't imagine how much I'll miss out if I still haven't complete it. As for Sunday, it'll probably be the same, except I'll probably go to pasar malam instead of malls. 

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Listening to some Chinese words that are directly translated, such as;

Chocolate - Chi Ku Lat

Ferrari - Fa La Li

Malaysia - Ma Lai Sia

I came to realize that it's not so hard. I'll try some:

Jigglypuff - Chi Ku Li Puff

Compaq Presario - Kong Pak Pei Sa Leo

Bruce Almighty - Boos Hor May Tee

You spin my head right round right round - You spane my hate light lound light lound

When you go down when you go down down - When you ko town when you ko town town

See, easy peasy! 

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2 different shops (a bookshop and a mini convenience store) seperated by 1 glass door, and a little notice to prevent theft. Is it effective?

Pickup sticks are for sissies. Pickup logs are for real men!

My parents surely have ideas far weirder (or lamer) than mine. They said I should buy this retractable mirror and stick it to the car to cover my blindspot problem.

2 parking spaces wasted just like that! Whether that person did it on purpose or suffers some serious IQ problem, only God knows.

He sleeps like a zombie, I hope he doesn't sleepwalk like that. 

It baffles me on which event comes first. 

(a) Plastic bottle.

(b) Water to fill in to the plastic bottle to drink.

(c) Small business (as can be seen by the non-white-transparent water).

(d) Toiletbowl gets dismantled.

Perhaps it's a-b-c-d OR c-a-b-d OR d-a-b-c. In any case, that's a lot of work to be done!

Says here it buzzes when you tilt your head downwards so you don't fall asleep while driving. I think they should sell it in my university, for students (such as myself) to stay awake in lectures.

High quality binoculars at only RM3.50? Yes, I'm very convinced ... very ...

I sure don't understand art.

I'm trying to understand it but it just won't work.

Now this is art! Btw, all 3 are taken from Ikea. 

I wouldn't wash hands in that basin coz it looks more like a toilet bowl. 

Can you spot something that's missing on that Waja? Easy one, really.

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P.s. Have you come to realize that the lesser time we have, the more work we actually do? Now that's some human paradox alright! Yet, it's true.

All Pictures Post

Is that a guy with makeup wearing a showercap? Or is that a girl with too much makeup looking like a guy? Either way, it still looks pondan.

Person 1: "I'm too hungry to even stand up, need food ..."

Person 2: "Worry not good friend, I'll pass you my tapau'ed half-eaten KFC drumstick! Chop ah, I take out from my pocket first"

Person 3: (hehehehe) "We'll see who gets the better of the drumstick first!"*evil grin*

My "friend" is earning some side income, perhaps I should do something like that too

You really can't seperate Charlie's Angels

Top left bun --> Face problem, enough said.

Does this look like a chubby hamster from the back or is it just me?

The middle one is original, coz Hello Kitty does not have a mouth

Anyone wants a Hook Up?

Who needs to spend enormous amounts employing security guards and purchasing CCTVs when a trimming mat that is EFFECTIVE TO PROTECT HOUSEHOLD AND AVOID CAUSING (???) is selling at RM1?

I don't feel that "is rate as" sounds correct. And what a title for movie no. 7!

Spot that harsh abbreviation

Here's a shopping tip: Always look at the last rows for the latest expiry dates. Else, you'll just be helping them clear old stock =P