Don't Give Up

Full moon at night,

I sat under its light,

Dark clouds in sight,

Yet it still shines bright.

Imagine myself - the moon,

In dark times I swoon,

BUT patience - my light is soon,

I'll be like the sun at noon!

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Light up chest - Ooh!!!

The arm can revolve - Wah!!!

The hand ability activity - ???

The feet ability activity - Umm that's the knee ...

Whoever left the milk there probably didn't read "Keep Refrigerated"

Forget the cereals, I just want that Patrick Star

And so I bought the cereals. I'm determined to collect all 4! ^^

(Ok Nestle, I must admit that you've won the heart of this customer here)

Wonder "oester saus" is from what language

I think I know which fish screamed the most before its time of death

They call this a live plant but I don't think so ...

... coz with just a bit of imagination, it looks like a goat.

The bigger the sign, the more malu if got typo

Here's the original spelling

Everyday long life ... isn't that just exaggerating?

P.s. I'm gonna be a working man soon! Wish me luck!

Pictury Post

Calculation mistake?

5 pc chicken = RM14.45 = RM2.89/chicken

9 pc chicken = RM23.65 = RM2.63/chicken

12 pc chicken = RM33.70 = RM2.81/chicken

15 pc chicken = RM41.60 = RM2.77/chicken

21 pc chicken = RM57.55 = RM2.74/chicken

Next time if I ever open some shoe business, I can always put buy 1 free 1. Buy 1 left side, free 1 right side and vice versa ^^

I didn't know you can compare apples and pears with body shapes

Hmm got such a number as 010 meh? And do they mean honey (food) or honey (people)?

How can one of the Best English Programmes spell English as Inggeris? =P

My mum said she had confusion with the toilet signs from far coz the female's skirt looks a bit too straight

This Lodon sign was just opposite of ...

... this other sign which was 1-2 meters away and facing each other.

Free?

Guess how much these cupcakes cost? RM17!!!

Tyre tercabut, faulty good

A shopping tip: Don't choose a trolley that has rotatable rear wheels, you'll have trouble turning it left or right.

My bro's naked computer

You know why they say "Don't Touch?"

Coz it's freaking expensive, RM700+!

Of course that wasn't the main reason, it's made of icing ... try enlarging this picture and you probably might see it.

Oh no! Santa fell off! Nah, he just got deflated.

I have finally overcome my fear of lizards!!! I knew that one day, I'll gather all that courage in me and face my fear. It had to be done.

Looks high but it isn't that high

Looks low and it really is low

What's so special about this, you say? Wait ah, by using my psychic powers, I believe I can remove his hat.

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Tada! haha Ok, no psychic power required but just electricity.

A shop that sells only Christmas things, they'll probably have to redecorate their whole shop when CNY's coming.

I just found this nice coz it's bubbly

JESSIE?

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My Christmas at my neighbour's house, couldn't speak to adults, so I had to resort to kids.

Little kids, look here!

Camera shy

Why so serious?

I taught them how to do *peace*

Yeah, they learn well alright!

I forced him to take a pic and this is how it turned out

Guess what? I dunno any of their names and some of them spoke Chinese to me, at which I dunno how to reply back.

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I realized that my monocular works well with my W810's camera, giving it an optical zoom advantage.

Sample 1 (W810 camera)

Sample 1 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 2 (W810 camera)

Sample 2 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + digital zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + optical zoom + digital zoom)

See the difference?

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Went on this Menara Taming Sari in Melaka

Going up!

Already up, and I thought it would be scary when I reach the top

The "Eye on Malaysia"

The "Eye on Malaysia" through the monocular, okla I won't play with it anymore k?

Dunno what ship is that but it looks cool

The buildings look so fake, like the ones in low-budget movies where they'll get destroyed soon. But they're real and they won't get destroyed.

P.s. I didn't touch that lizard, it was on the other side of the glass table. At least I'm a truthful and honest person haha

My Christmas Tree

1. Raw Materials

Tree thing x2

Stand thing x1

Screw x3

etc. etc.

2. Work in Progress (WIP)

Fix the stand

Put the 1st tree thing on the stand

Cut the tali rafia

Open up the branches

Repeat above with 2nd tree thing

Oh no! Stuck together!

Never mind, decoupling!

Residual/Wastage

Packaging materials

3. Finished Good

Tada! That wasn't so hard ^^

Now just got to determine the markup percentage =P

Confusion

What's above that mountain?

What's beneath that curtain?

What's under that fountain?

None of it is certain.

What worth is my life?

If it is lived without a strife.

Am I ready to face the knife?

Or just go on without a wife?

Confused wide and far,

Like a bug caught inside a jar,

The future so bizarre,

Will I get my shining star?

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Ok, now for some "serious" business hehe

Believe that's a slice of onion on top of the banana? And it was cut unintentionally

171.1cm isn't 5'10". Count again.

Fei Mao, no wonder you sell pancake la, your muka pun macam pancake

Let's say you have a black decoder.

Then you buy RM10 silver spray.

Then you sell at RM50.

RM50 - RM10 - RM30 = RM10 Extra Profit!

I saw these people here just moments before I saw ...

... this sign.

Poor thing, you became limbless for hours.

Well, at least you got 2 other same species with you.

This is ALI's smaller brother, AL2

Wrong.

Huh? Do enlighten me with logic

Yellow river reminds me of "small water"

Sometimes, I scare myself with my smartness. Obviously, they put the Maggi Tom Yam there in the cold section coz it was too spicy, thus cannot be sold.

Wow Ah Poh! Looking cool!

Butts

If that car was a Golf GTi, I wouldn't mind buying it though I would never use it as a mouse.

This person looks either:

(1) overly relaxed OR

(2) dead already *touch wood*

Good cap for people who want to look cool and trendy, who knows, you might look cooler than the Ah Poh above?

If you gave me a chocolate ice cream of that colour and twisted in such a way, I'd say you're sabotaging me

Good training for Tweety coz he always says T instead of S. By the time he gets to pronounce the letter S, his name would probably change to Sweety.

This is what causes mata sepet

I did nothing wrong, right? =P

Another story

(Sunset at Langkawi)

The sun sets in the west,

Telling people it's time to rest,

But I feel and I know what's best,

Is to just go on with the test.

Often times I wonder,

Am I really the pretender,

Or am I just the defender,

And so I still ponder.

As you can see,

No one can read me,

So I'll just let it be,

Ok enough of that, I'll start blogging already.

Stretchable? Yes

Looks alive? Maybe

Feels alive? No

Whoever wrote this has bad grammar and spelling, usually they don't go hand in hand

Fraud sounds so un-BM-ish

Rescue lah

See, I help make this world (of English) a better place just by adding 1 word

Opened already, what to do?

Ohh only CEO's can use that, cool man! They should create Manager's Lunch Box too

They sure are strong, playing 2 times in the first round haha

I seriously don't get this person's point. He says S$80,000 is ok but not RM150,000?

Where's Nandont's leh?

Wow, that sure must be some very permanent marker they're selling

I see more paper than coins there

Guess what I can create from this? With just a bit of imagination, it becomes:

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This! Yes yes, I know, I know, I got total coolness!

I get confused counting the number of snakes in there

An axolotl, so cute!

The Pokemon version is Mudkip

I wonder how crabs make all those round sand balls

This crab's "face" looks a bit like ...

... this, don't you agree?

Wah Fei Mao, rajin studying!

Oh ...

PEL 15 = Almost Perlis but the number plate is from Penang

I wonder why people spend so much money uglifying their car? Not to mention, restricted rear vision due to big unwanted stickers.

Wah Evolution 3 man!

25km/h only? Serious?

Whoever said cars only look fierce, they actually have something to say and so I help communicate it to you humans

I was just being an email teacher =P

Again

Monash Ball 2009

I won't be posting any pics from the Ball coz it's all on my Facebook, plus it takes as long as one dragon to be born for the pics to finish uploading. Ball was great though, managed to take pics with people other than the 5 of us; KenJit Dan ChoonTheng. (do you get it, the Dan part?) =P

Got special appearances by people I never ever thought I'd take pictures with. And I mean that in a good way of course, something like unexpected good news. Received a MeowMeow keychain by Callie too, took me some time to read the whole little mini book haha All in all, thank you everyone!

What I witnessed that night was something like this:

"I see friends shaking hands (my note: ok, maybe not shaking hands)

Saying how do you do?

They're really saying

I love you"

(Louis Armstrong - Wonderful World)

Oh ya! Forgot to write my poem:

Oh Bloggy it's been so long,

For not posting, it feels so wrong,

Yet you still stay strong,

As strong as Jit Hoong.

Random Pics

Papayas (left) smaller than mangoes (right)?

I forgot what I ate, but they came in plastic boxes at which I always wash and keep them ...

But sometimes problems do arise ...

I found this dunno-how-many-months/years-old Ricola in my kitchen

And here's how it looks inside

Great balancing technique, if I can do that, I don't have to bring a bag to uni

You criticize her for her poor command of English, so I'm gonna criticize you on your poor spelling

Now that's a spoiler and I mean it in a bad way

Oil leaking from a bus. Or if you want to think it from my point of view, there's a toilet in the bus and that's how the water flows out.

I dunno what caused that signboard to dent that way. Must be Kenneth's head hit it when he drove some convertible car since he so tall =P

Before this, both were staring at each other. The cat must have won.

First time I see Porsche with an extra tyre sticking out.

Maybe I should do this too

Guidelines without penalties ...

Are always ignored

As we walked to Smartboy's car at YT's house, this thing awaited us. I wouldn't take this picture if it happened at night.

My mum and aunt surely ask/say/do funny things, almost everyday.

This is what happens when you tell them Mozilla Firefox once.

Mum: Mozeralla Firefox

Aunt: Mozilla Fireworks

This is the kind of question that only me and my mum can answer:

Aunt: Eh where do I park when I go to Curve ah?

Bro: Curve la! Haiyo!

Me/Mum: I think Ikano's parking may be cheaper. Or you can go to Tesco and buy RM5 of stuff and get free parking too.

This is how my mum calls/say stuff:

Original: Chicken seller, Fish seller, Yau Char Kway, etc.

Mum: Chickenman, Fishman, Long Kuih, etc.

That's what me and Fei Mao have been learning for many years now. Only my bro doesn't follow her "teachings".

Ok, 1 week of holidays begins.

Study!

Just Another Post

Welcome to the world of Golf.

My name is o(@_@)o.

People call me the Golf Newbie.

This world is inhabited by creatures called Golfers.

For some people, golfers are boring.

Others say they are cool.

Myself.....I study golf for fun.

Sound familiar? :P

Anyways, that's what I've been doing for 3 days in a row. And yet, no improvements. Oh well, maybe I'll take up some other sport then.

In the event of an emergency break, what happens to the guy lying down? Auto-stand up?

Ah Poh, you sure are strong! *salute*

3 lessons to learn:

1. Same as "Don't let one rotten apple spoil the entire barrel"

2. There is no point diversifying all "stocks" that belong in the same "industry"

3. Don't waste the yolk, quickly drink with straw before it dries up

Wonder why the front must be extended like that? More aerodynamic ah?

Realize how big those rims on that BMW are? I also dunno actually but they're just big

One question: "Where did the guy pee?"

His spoiler looks, umm it doesn't look like a spoiler but a molded into something shapy

Wow Chia Her diversify kau2!

Stupid joke that got us 3 into trouble (most awkward moment this year I'll have to say)

[For further details, don't ask me please]

So close all the 1s, legal meh to do so?

I know this is gonna be random but here goes:

MERDEKA!