Compilation of Random Stories

Cili Padi Story:

Once upon a time, in a bak kut teh restaurant far away .....

The cili padi challenge awaits any brave warrior daring enough .....

To rid of these little green ferocious monsters .....

Without "life" support, can the brave warrior fight his way through?

In times like this, even the strongest break down .....

Yet he (the ultra-brave-strong-cool-perasan-knight) who had all the courage and strength made it through this impossible task without a single scratch and took victory as if there was no victory at all!

P.s. Ok, I must confess, that cili padi wasn't even hot one bit, probably some hybrid cili padi. Even pepper is spicier, seriously =P

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Badminton Story:

Team Stoners vs Team Not-Serious

See our fun and relaxed looks

If you colour me brown and add on a tail, I may look like a monkey ^^

I'm quite sure I was laughing coz of Choon's must-shout-when-hit-shuttlecock-so-that-look-like-professionals

Now you know why they're Team Stoners, they stone as they wait for the shuttlecock

Ok, at least here look less stoner

Chia Her, you still stoning

In badminton, whether you hit the ball or not, you must pose for the camera to look cool

This is the best teamwork, look at Kenneth as Chia Her serves

Now look at Chia Her as Kenneth hits the ball

Chia Her finally unleashed his kung fu sensation!

Now Team Stoners less stoners already, so we Team Not-Serious gotta get more serious now

Chill first

Getting serious

Ok, now we're serious!

Fuyoh Choon! Ganas betul your pose! Definitely can hit 300km/h shot already! That will bring a chill down the spines of our opponents!!! 

But the only problem here is I haven't even serve the ball yet, so better luck next time lol

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Yau Char Kway Story:

Saya sebiji Yau Char Kway,

Dahulu, aku bersama kawan-kawanku dalam rumah merah kami,

Akan tetapi, suatu hari, aku ditidaksengajakan keluar dari rumah,

Masa berlalu dengan terlalu cepatnya,

Kawan-kawan sejatiku berpindah ke rumah baharu mereka,

Dengar kata, rumah itu ada kolam renang berwarna gelap,

Oh! Iri hatinya aku memikirkan tentangnya,

Mengapakah aku yang dihalau keluar?

Mengapakah aku yang terpaksa bersendirian di sini?
Bukankah semua Yau Char Kway sehati sejiwa?

Namun, aku tidak berputus asa dengan hidupku yang malang ini,

Minit demi minit, jam demi jam aku berdoa,

Akhirnya, aku dikembalikan ke rumah merah aku,

Bersama kawan-kawanku yang baru,

Itu namanya "recycle"! =D

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No Story:

And who said Malaysia got only a few sources of gold?

They're everywhere, you can even dig them up when you're on the road!

Guess what's the name of the exit sign in that restaurant? 

Ah Bai!