Confusion

What's above that mountain?

What's beneath that curtain?

What's under that fountain?

None of it is certain.

What worth is my life?

If it is lived without a strife.

Am I ready to face the knife?

Or just go on without a wife?

Confused wide and far,

Like a bug caught inside a jar,

The future so bizarre,

Will I get my shining star?

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Ok, now for some "serious" business hehe

Believe that's a slice of onion on top of the banana? And it was cut unintentionally

171.1cm isn't 5'10". Count again.

Fei Mao, no wonder you sell pancake la, your muka pun macam pancake

Let's say you have a black decoder.

Then you buy RM10 silver spray.

Then you sell at RM50.

RM50 - RM10 - RM30 = RM10 Extra Profit!

I saw these people here just moments before I saw ...

... this sign.

Poor thing, you became limbless for hours.

Well, at least you got 2 other same species with you.

This is ALI's smaller brother, AL2

Wrong.

Huh? Do enlighten me with logic

Yellow river reminds me of "small water"

Sometimes, I scare myself with my smartness. Obviously, they put the Maggi Tom Yam there in the cold section coz it was too spicy, thus cannot be sold.

Wow Ah Poh! Looking cool!

Butts

If that car was a Golf GTi, I wouldn't mind buying it though I would never use it as a mouse.

This person looks either:

(1) overly relaxed OR

(2) dead already *touch wood*

Good cap for people who want to look cool and trendy, who knows, you might look cooler than the Ah Poh above?

If you gave me a chocolate ice cream of that colour and twisted in such a way, I'd say you're sabotaging me

Good training for Tweety coz he always says T instead of S. By the time he gets to pronounce the letter S, his name would probably change to Sweety.

This is what causes mata sepet

I did nothing wrong, right? =P