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Don't Give Up

2010-01-03T00:45:00.006+08:00

Full moon at night,

I sat under its light,

Dark clouds in sight,

Yet it still shines bright.

Imagine myself - the moon,

In dark times I swoon,

BUT patience - my light is soon,

I'll be like the sun at noon!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Light up chest - Ooh!!!

The arm can revolve - Wah!!!

The hand ability activity - ???

The feet ability activity - Umm that's the knee ...

Whoever left the milk there probably didn't read "Keep Refrigerated"

Forget the cereals, I just want that Patrick Star

And so I bought the cereals. I'm determined to collect all 4! ^^

(Ok Nestle, I must admit that you've won the heart of this customer here)

Wonder "oester saus" is from what language

I think I know which fish screamed the most before its time of death

They call this a live plant but I don't think so ...

... coz with just a bit of imagination, it looks like a goat.

The bigger the sign, the more malu if got typo

Here's the original spelling

Everyday long life ... isn't that just exaggerating?

P.s. I'm gonna be a working man soon! Wish me luck!

Pictury Post

2009-12-26T16:31:00.022+08:00

Calculation mistake?

5 pc chicken = RM14.45 = RM2.89/chicken

9 pc chicken = RM23.65 = RM2.63/chicken

12 pc chicken = RM33.70 = RM2.81/chicken

15 pc chicken = RM41.60 = RM2.77/chicken

21 pc chicken = RM57.55 = RM2.74/chicken

Next time if I ever open some shoe business, I can always put buy 1 free 1. Buy 1 left side, free 1 right side and vice versa ^^

I didn't know you can compare apples and pears with body shapes

Hmm got such a number as 010 meh? And do they mean honey (food) or honey (people)?

How can one of the Best English Programmes spell English as Inggeris? =P

My mum said she had confusion with the toilet signs from far coz the female's skirt looks a bit too straight

This Lodon sign was just opposite of ...

... this other sign which was 1-2 meters away and facing each other.

Free?

Guess how much these cupcakes cost? RM17!!!

Tyre tercabut, faulty good

A shopping tip: Don't choose a trolley that has rotatable rear wheels, you'll have trouble turning it left or right.

My bro's naked computer

You know why they say "Don't Touch?"

Coz it's freaking expensive, RM700+!

Of course that wasn't the main reason, it's made of icing ... try enlarging this picture and you probably might see it.

Oh no! Santa fell off! Nah, he just got deflated.

I have finally overcome my fear of lizards!!! I knew that one day, I'll gather all that courage in me and face my fear. It had to be done.

Looks high but it isn't that high

Looks low and it really is low

What's so special about this, you say? Wait ah, by using my psychic powers, I believe I can remove his hat.

Tada! haha Ok, no psychic power required but just electricity.

A shop that sells only Christmas things, they'll probably have to redecorate their whole shop when CNY's coming.

I just found this nice coz it's bubbly

JESSIE?

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My Christmas at my neighbour's house, couldn't speak to adults, so I had to resort to kids.

Little kids, look here!

Camera shy

Why so serious?

I taught them how to do *peace*

Yeah, they learn well alright!

I forced him to take a pic and this is how it turned out

Guess what? I dunno any of their names and some of them spoke Chinese to me, at which I dunno how to reply back.

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I realized that my monocular works well with my W810's camera, giving it an optical zoom advantage.

Sample 1 (W810 camera)

Sample 1 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 2 (W810 camera)

Sample 2 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + digital zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + optical zoom)

Sample 3 (W810 camera + optical zoom + digital zoom)

See the difference?

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Went on this Menara Taming Sari in Melaka

Going up!

Already up, and I thought it would be scary when I reach the top

The "Eye on Malaysia"

The "Eye on Malaysia" through the monocular, okla I won't play with it anymore k?

Dunno what ship is that but it looks cool

The buildings look so fake, like the ones in low-budget movies where they'll get destroyed soon. But they're real and they won't get destroyed.

P.s. I didn't touch that lizard, it was on the other side of the glass table. At least I'm a truthful and honest person haha

My Christmas Tree

2009-12-18T23:55:00.008+08:00

1. Raw Materials

Tree thing x2

Stand thing x1

Screw x3

etc. etc.

2. Work in Progress (WIP)

Fix the stand

Put the 1st tree thing on the stand

Cut the tali rafia

Open up the branches

Repeat above with 2nd tree thing

Oh no! Stuck together!

Never mind, decoupling!

Residual/Wastage

Packaging materials

3. Finished Good

Tada! That wasn't so hard ^^

Now just got to determine the markup percentage =P

Confusion

2009-12-12T23:06:00.012+08:00

What's above that mountain?

What's beneath that curtain?

What's under that fountain?

None of it is certain.

What worth is my life?

If it is lived without a strife.

Am I ready to face the knife?

Or just go on without a wife?

Confused wide and far,

Like a bug caught inside a jar,

The future so bizarre,

Will I get my shining star?

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Ok, now for some "serious" business hehe

Believe that's a slice of onion on top of the banana? And it was cut unintentionally

171.1cm isn't 5'10". Count again.

Fei Mao, no wonder you sell pancake la, your muka pun macam pancake

Let's say you have a black decoder.

Then you buy RM10 silver spray.

Then you sell at RM50.

RM50 - RM10 - RM30 = RM10 Extra Profit!

I saw these people here just moments before I saw ...

... this sign.

Poor thing, you became limbless for hours.

Well, at least you got 2 other same species with you.

This is ALI's smaller brother, AL2

Wrong.

Huh? Do enlighten me with logic

Yellow river reminds me of "small water"

Sometimes, I scare myself with my smartness. Obviously, they put the Maggi Tom Yam there in the cold section coz it was too spicy, thus cannot be sold.

Wow Ah Poh! Looking cool!

Butts

If that car was a Golf GTi, I wouldn't mind buying it though I would never use it as a mouse.

This person looks either:

(1) overly relaxed OR

(2) dead already *touch wood*

Good cap for people who want to look cool and trendy, who knows, you might look cooler than the Ah Poh above?

If you gave me a chocolate ice cream of that colour and twisted in such a way, I'd say you're sabotaging me

Good training for Tweety coz he always says T instead of S. By the time he gets to pronounce the letter S, his name would probably change to Sweety.

This is what causes mata sepet

I did nothing wrong, right? =P

Another story

2009-11-29T22:12:00.012+08:00

(Sunset at Langkawi)

The sun sets in the west,

Telling people it's time to rest,

But I feel and I know what's best,

Is to just go on with the test.

Often times I wonder,

Am I really the pretender,

Or am I just the defender,

And so I still ponder.

As you can see,

No one can read me,

So I'll just let it be,

Ok enough of that, I'll start blogging already.

Stretchable? Yes

Looks alive? Maybe

Feels alive? No

Whoever wrote this has bad grammar and spelling, usually they don't go hand in hand

Fraud sounds so un-BM-ish

Rescue lah

See, I help make this world (of English) a better place just by adding 1 word

Opened already, what to do?

Ohh only CEO's can use that, cool man! They should create Manager's Lunch Box too

They sure are strong, playing 2 times in the first round haha

I seriously don't get this person's point. He says S$80,000 is ok but not RM150,000?

Where's Nandont's leh?

Wow, that sure must be some very permanent marker they're selling

I see more paper than coins there

Guess what I can create from this? With just a bit of imagination, it becomes:

This! Yes yes, I know, I know, I got total coolness!

I get confused counting the number of snakes in there

An axolotl, so cute!

The Pokemon version is Mudkip

I wonder how crabs make all those round sand balls

This crab's "face" looks a bit like ...

... this, don't you agree?

Wah Fei Mao, rajin studying!

Oh ...

PEL 15 = Almost Perlis but the number plate is from Penang

I wonder why people spend so much money uglifying their car? Not to mention, restricted rear vision due to big unwanted stickers.

Wah Evolution 3 man!

25km/h only? Serious?

Whoever said cars only look fierce, they actually have something to say and so I help communicate it to you humans

I was just being an email teacher =P

Again

2009-09-26T23:09:00.009+08:00

Monash Ball 2009

I won't be posting any pics from the Ball coz it's all on my Facebook, plus it takes as long as one dragon to be born for the pics to finish uploading. Ball was great though, managed to take pics with people other than the 5 of us; KenJit Dan ChoonTheng. (do you get it, the Dan part?) =P

Got special appearances by people I never ever thought I'd take pictures with. And I mean that in a good way of course, something like unexpected good news. Received a MeowMeow keychain by Callie too, took me some time to read the whole little mini book haha All in all, thank you everyone!

What I witnessed that night was something like this:

"I see friends shaking hands (my note: ok, maybe not shaking hands)

Saying how do you do?

They're really saying

I love you"

(Louis Armstrong - Wonderful World)

Oh ya! Forgot to write my poem:

Oh Bloggy it's been so long,

For not posting, it feels so wrong,

Yet you still stay strong,

As strong as Jit Hoong.

Random Pics

Papayas (left) smaller than mangoes (right)?

I forgot what I ate, but they came in plastic boxes at which I always wash and keep them ...

But sometimes problems do arise ...

I found this dunno-how-many-months/years-old Ricola in my kitchen

And here's how it looks inside

Great balancing technique, if I can do that, I don't have to bring a bag to uni

You criticize her for her poor command of English, so I'm gonna criticize you on your poor spelling

Now that's a spoiler and I mean it in a bad way

Oil leaking from a bus. Or if you want to think it from my point of view, there's a toilet in the bus and that's how the water flows out.

I dunno what caused that signboard to dent that way. Must be Kenneth's head hit it when he drove some convertible car since he so tall =P

Before this, both were staring at each other. The cat must have won.

First time I see Porsche with an extra tyre sticking out.

Maybe I should do this too

Guidelines without penalties ...

Are always ignored

As we walked to Smartboy's car at YT's house, this thing awaited us. I wouldn't take this picture if it happened at night.

My mum and aunt surely ask/say/do funny things, almost everyday.

This is what happens when you tell them Mozilla Firefox once.

Mum: Mozeralla Firefox

Aunt: Mozilla Fireworks

This is the kind of question that only me and my mum can answer:

Aunt: Eh where do I park when I go to Curve ah?

Bro: Curve la! Haiyo!

Me/Mum: I think Ikano's parking may be cheaper. Or you can go to Tesco and buy RM5 of stuff and get free parking too.

This is how my mum calls/say stuff:

Original: Chicken seller, Fish seller, Yau Char Kway, etc.

Mum: Chickenman, Fishman, Long Kuih, etc.

That's what me and Fei Mao have been learning for many years now. Only my bro doesn't follow her "teachings".

Ok, 1 week of holidays begins.

Study!

Just Another Post

2009-08-31T01:03:00.006+08:00

Welcome to the world of Golf.

My name is o(@_@)o.

People call me the Golf Newbie.

This world is inhabited by creatures called Golfers.

For some people, golfers are boring.

Others say they are cool.

Myself.....I study golf for fun.

Sound familiar? :P

Anyways, that's what I've been doing for 3 days in a row. And yet, no improvements. Oh well, maybe I'll take up some other sport then.

In the event of an emergency break, what happens to the guy lying down? Auto-stand up?

Ah Poh, you sure are strong! *salute*

3 lessons to learn:

1. Same as "Don't let one rotten apple spoil the entire barrel"

2. There is no point diversifying all "stocks" that belong in the same "industry"

3. Don't waste the yolk, quickly drink with straw before it dries up

Wonder why the front must be extended like that? More aerodynamic ah?

Realize how big those rims on that BMW are? I also dunno actually but they're just big

One question: "Where did the guy pee?"

His spoiler looks, umm it doesn't look like a spoiler but a molded into something shapy

Wow Chia Her diversify kau2!

Stupid joke that got us 3 into trouble (most awkward moment this year I'll have to say)

[For further details, don't ask me please]

So close all the 1s, legal meh to do so?

I know this is gonna be random but here goes:

MERDEKA!

I'm backkkkkk

2009-08-22T15:36:00.015+08:00

3 weeks without a single post,

No, I'm not yet a ghost,

There was just simply nothing to boast,

So I didn't want to be this blog's host.

But I finally found it in me,

The desire to eat maggi mee,

Just kidding, it's the things I wanted to see,

To snap a pic and comment and most importantly, to say hehe!

The weeks have gone by slowly,

Assignments were one heck of a bully,

Everything I did, I considered silly,

At the end of the day, I just hope I can walk off coolly.

I must thank my every friend,

You know yourselves well so do not pretend,

I seriously do not know where I would stand,

If you all didn't give me a helping hand.

(The last paragraph, meaningful enough? Just wanna let you know that I really appreciate all your help!)

Somehow, I interpret this as the owner/owners/business is on sale, not the furniture.

So, you sell furniture or smell furniture? :P

Guess how to pronounce PU-SE? I think it's pronounced PA SEE coz it stands for pumpkin seed. I tried durian and sunnyside, really good! This store is located outside TTDI's Devi's Corner FYI but a bit pricy.

Hope I don't make that kind of mistake for my assignments

Salaries and wages expenses may include wages and salaries ... obviously ...

Expensive Mashed Potatos! lol

Actually, I don't understand why they put M POTATO there

I didn't know that Perodua and Proton has merged?

I do have some trouble spelling Touareg too sometimes

Definitely an overstatement and an understatement

Model A and Model B eh?

1. Inokom Getz

2. Perodua Myvi

3. Perodua Viva

4. Proton Savvy

Mr. Jason, I do believe you greatly typo'ed Chun Li

Some formatting problem here it seems

Bring this to Italy and show them Italians how we use technology when eating our spaghetti.

You mean if we imagined stuff to be in the drink, it'll be there? Some more they clearly stated no Bull (being the abbreviation of BS)

Chicken Chopsticks, the perfect tool for your chicken chop.

This is for pork chop, same explanation as above

Wow! The laziness! I know where they got this concept from, pottery! Just that you use your tongues instead of your 2 hands.

That's the biggest P sticker I've ever encountered. Is it the size of an A4? If it is, it's probably not a sticker but it's sticked there.

This must be the new Yin and Yang! Exercise and Mcdonalds, the ultimate contradiction.

That surely is some fun paint job! I wanna try it too!

Poor Honda CRV, you used to be a good tailgater coz you're big. Now you're the bully no more.

If only there was a red traffic light in front, then I can get down from my car and have a free snack.

What does this look like to you? To me, it looks like a cartoonish octopus.

Believe it or not, I actually learnt English from this. I looked up the word endeavor in my phone dictionary.

A really smart way to clear the table. There's probably 20+ layers of plastic bags there.

I wonder what they use to cut the thick watermelon skin like that. A pair of extremely sharp scissors? And how did they make the watermelon balls?

I wonder if army people wear these. Who knows they might wear low cut pants and reveal their colourful underwear, hence losing total camouflage.

I wouldn't leave that baby chair there if I were the owner. When night comes, some crying sounds may be heard.

You see this little stall?

It's following the Merc!!!!!

OMG!

Just kidding, it's tied to the bumper by rope.

The desperation to go SS2 Pasar Malam just to get a new phone strap which cost me RM2.00. It wasn't fun coming out from the driver's door (I can only use the key to lock the door, so can't come out from passenger's side).

Saw this in the toilet cubicle. Who actually reads this while doing his BIG business? Maybe by imagining LONG, it comes out LONG, if you get what I mean.

Wonder what this dude is doing, definitely not bathing in the drain right? Right? O.o

Chia Her sleeps with both his eyes and mouth opened. I think he's dreaming "Ahh Rice" (which is an anagram of his name)

After years of using these funky faced cups, I finally understood their expressions.

Asymmetric exhaust pipes.

That's a nice collection there! HEHE!

Oh ya, today I got a new name for Fei Mao, I called her like this,

"Hey Fats!"

Ok, back to assignment, BOO!

Tough

2009-07-25T23:33:00.016+08:00

First week of uni,

I felt like a baloney,

Subjects were not one bit funny,

For this brain so puny.

Friday's futsal, it was sunny,

Lucky no need use money,

At first, I was speedy like a bunny,

Then slew down like the flow of honey.

Not bad right? :P

Is the driver an Ah Long?

If crows eat clean food, maybe they'll be white in colour

My windscreen got scratches and dirt, but that's not the subject matter. It's about the black Audi A8, number plate B27 (rarely see a single letter number plate)

How can this scissors have a soft handle when it's handle is made out of steel?

I really need to buy this love cup, it gives me cool!

Now that's a seriously terrible typo

What makes the frog so happy? Obviously, it's money

Multi-use eh? Can help me score HD? :P

Braised lamb with dried chilli. Looks good, except that's a LOT OF BONE MARROW!

I'm not sure if silver pineapples give luck, thought must be colourful only it'll work?

Guess what are these guys doing? (Answers after the next pic)

Whew! Thank goodness!

Foosball!

When people play, it always reminds me of making satay

Now some pics of Hyundai cars, I'm not much of a fan but just snapped a few pics due to boredom in OU.

Is the word Genesis new?

I like the rear, reminds me of umm well, it doesn't remind me of anything but it looks neat!

The battle begins: Hyundai Equus vs Hyundai Genesis (not coupe)

The little bird helps improve the aerodynamics of the car

The little wings may cause air friction

Front: Equus wins!

Looks big

Just as big, but I snapped more of the car

Side: Genesis wins!

Shiny

Not as shiny and have logo similar to that of Mini's (copycat)

Rims: Equus wins!

VS460! Sounds like a monster!

Genesis only? Yawnnnn

Rear: Equus wins!

OVERALL: EQUUS 3 - GENESIS 1

P.s. Man I'm soooo good at comparing cars! Next time you wanna buy car and have trouble comparing between your main picks, just ask me! :P

Byebye Sem 1, hihi Sem 2

2009-07-19T21:14:00.003+08:00

Oh tomorrow,

How you bring sorrow,

Once more I have to follow,

All the crazy units that I do not know.

It's back to Monash,
Lucky no classes clash,

And as usual I'll dash,

To see that one too many eyelash.

Don't mind me, I just like rhyming words :P

Random Pics:

Since 2001, the owner used it for only 49km? That's like 1-2 days of an average person going to work and coming back home.

Since my camera doesn't look like that, it's ok for me to take pics right?

Mixed angels are really mixed up, they dunno whether want to remain as a fish or become angels. At least 2 of them have discovered the right path.

Quote of the day!

Kesian this Shaq person

I can't imagine what I would become if I were to drink that juice

Now that's a puzzle. The Kancil and Kelisa only require one step to go out but the van and lorry require two steps.

That's called a plastic side skirt. Very easy to install, fits all cars and gives a unique look (and sound)!

Look Stupid, Act Smart

2009-07-12T23:52:00.007+08:00

What's happening to the world?! Why has it turned against me? It really is very disappointing putting your all into something yet that something just didn't work. Ok, here's the story: Wake up early (struggled) - Sungei Wang - NO LALA! - disappointed.

But if I look at the bright side, I finally fixed my bluetooth antenna for my handphone. Now, I don't have to use my Bluetooth in an Infrared way! Wheeeee! Well, that was done at Lowyat Plaza, amazing that they actually have each spare part for handphones. I wonder if it's cheaper buying spare parts and construct a phone or just buying a phone as it is.

I think because I always have some kind of blur look and the fact that I can't speak or understand chinese, people think I'm dumb. Ok, a conversation between me and this conman.

Me: Excuse me, how much for a screen protector for W810?

Shop seller: RM45.

Me: O.o

Shop seller: Okla, I give you VERY good discount, RM35!

Me: No thank you.

Shop seller: (look at me in a pissed way) Then how much you want hah?

Me: Sorry, byebye. (too bad you didn't manage to con me, I hope I made you more pissed haha)

By the way, I'm pretty sure that screen protector's cost is easily below RM3. And for that particular screen protector, usually people sell it at RM7-10 (I was scouting for the cheapest price).

Well, it kinda feels good actually. Sometimes I just act all the way like I know nuts about some gadget, let the seller say as much untrue stuff as he wants to convince me, pretend I'm so interested as if I'm going to buy that product at that very moment to make him think he has managed to con me, and finally say, "Thank you, byebye."

Self-created Quote (SCQ): A CONMAN IS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN ACTIONS

At least I get to know who's honest and who's not. All it takes is to do some extra research on the internet hehe

Random pics:

Real crocs at Taman Megah Pasar Malam selling at RM38. I'm 80% convinced they are real, but there's always some part of me that think nothing can be too good to be true. I'll check next week again.

Why not? It's not like they have dog flu right?

After Hang Tuah is Hang Jebat right?

Whether it's RM60k or RM600k, it doesn't bother me coz I'm not affected lol

I wonder how this works, but it surely isn't like what I think, "A scheme to cut the pay of government servants"

This guy Loh is destined to be a locksmith. Loh Key = Locky

Now this is what I call DIY -> Open the package before purchasing

To cook rubbish?

I don't like cloth shops, especially when I'm alone. Who knows what's under there?

Malaysian Christmas trees! Can last all summer, oh wait, it's forever summer here.

MU3 (Don't ask me why I put this here, I'm fascinated by number plates, that's all)

Saga 7-series version ah? See, the door so long

People use facial mask. Cars use butt mask. Bet you didn't know that!

First time ever I see an Avanza with a speed limit sticker. (Actually, this car's doing some business but I forgot what already)

Yikes 1am already!!!

Productive Week! ^_^

2009-07-05T11:18:00.040+08:00

1st Part - Screwdriver

It was a very historical day yesterday, 4th July 2009. For the first time in 20 years, I bought a SCREWDRIVER! Proud to say it's my very own screwdriver! Not an ordinary philips or flat but a T6, it's hexagon-like. RM8.90 at Ace Hardware. Ok, I better not go on and on else I'll be writing a 2,000 word essay.

Cushion grip, magnetized tip, matt finish bar. Wah! So many features!

I plan to sleep with my screwdriver everyday, I already put it by my bedside.

2nd Part - W810 cover

Well, I wouldn't buy anything without reason. It was for dismantling my W810 and putting all parts to its original cover. Armed with a:

- T6 screwdriver

- Philips screwdriver

- Flat screwdriver

- Penknife (to cut open the sides, ooh the riskiness!)

- Laptop (to browse pics of dismantled W810s)

- Cloth (to wipe the LCD screen)

- Dad (ok, I got to admit, he did 75% of the work for me)

Now I finally know why the shop charged me RM30 for their 1 hour work last time. There was a lot of tension, stress, pressure and strain. And if you realized, they all mean the same coz I thesaurus-ed the word 'stress'.

It took almost 4 hours to change everything. I faced so many wen-ti. Well, my camera button finally works properly and my cover looks white once more. But I realized my Bluetooth antenna was missing. No wonder my Bluetooth works like an Infrared (I bet it was the shop's fault). Here's my old cover:

Look at that side, OUCH!

Look at this side too, ADUH!

Look at its bum, AIYAYAI!

Malaysian Income Tax Act 1967 question:

Does this replacement qualify as a capital expenditure? Initially, it was a new phone. After 1 year, I replaced the cover as its buttons looked old. However, the camera button seemed harder to press after replacement. After another 1-2 years, the condition of the phone looks like the pictures above. So, I changed back to its old cover which looks better even though the buttons still look old but now the camera button works with ease. What's your say on this?

3rd Part - Wira

I had a major timing problem. I planned to buy lunch and fetch Fei Mao from school right after that. BUT I was 30 mins too early as I arrived at school.

Middle compartment area

Below the handbrake

Rubbish that I managed to pull out from below that handbrake place

Second view, I just wanted to emphasize on that Sushi Soy Sauce hehe

Amazing how much stuff the BOTTOM of my middle compartment can store right?

4th Part - Taiping Trip

Calvin (host) - Sleeping Buddha pose

Kenneth - Belated birthday boy

Choon & Yun Theng - The couple

Jit Hoong - Smartboy

Tsui Han - PSP boy

Chia Her - Finance King

Me - Monkeyboy doing "Last Stand" (COD4 perk)

Ee Ker - The dog that recently got its name after I learnt the a bit of Mandarin

What's with the knives?

To cut this milipede of course :P

I see some gender confusion here

Choon, you're good at futsal but kicking trees ummmmmmm

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Couple

Bigfoot

What are we looking at? I forgot already

Question: What's the reason we came all the way to Taiping zoo?

Answer: Ara ara! Arapaima! (that's how it'll sounds like if it's a Pokemon)

Arapaima, I choose you!

Oh wait, what's happening to Arapaima?

Congratulations! Arapaima evolved into a Fake Gharial!

Orangutan feeling so lonely

So orangutan observes from far

Target detected: Chimpanzee

The outsider

Otters posing for us

Stock price going up ah, Chia her?

I knew we shouldn't bring Smartboy to the zoo, now he's gonna turn into the Incredible Hulk!

Right

Straight

Right

(Kenneth, I think we got potential to become Bollywood stars)

Looking cool!

Sleeping handsomes

Packed our stuff

Moments before we departed, I think everyone was thinking: Finally! I was so sick of seeing the same faces everyday! haha

After 3 days of living in traditional Taiping, we learnt a very good lesson.

DO APPRECIATE YOUR AIRCONDS!

Last Part - Random Pics

(air ini bukan untuk diminum/non drinking water)

Isn't this stating the obvious?

A lifetime supply of tissue paper

Hello Kitty car driven by a man (can't see the face though)

(waktu perniagaan: 10.30am hingga habis)

Really odd working hours

This school's like a prison, so many children locked inside

I might have a problem here

Because I don't see any pails to flush the toilet

They're suggesting we use shampoo and wash our heads in the basin

(break 1 free 1)

I don't see any business sense at all

NBN1

LIBFS? What kind of number plate is this?

Past, Present and Future

2009-06-27T23:44:00.009+08:00

Days before my final paper, where every second was as precious as a karat of gold.

In other words, 1 karat/second.

I took a lift down to Level 1

Walked to Level 2, I think that's a fire alarm

Walked up to Level 3, had to take the pic sideways coz there was a camera by the side

Very superstitious now aren't we? Level 4 (I studied on this level, is that bad?)

Phew, no more energy edi. Level 5! Very deserted

And that is why it's full of cigarette butts.

My Tax Textbook with its uneven steps. The last page is the index page, I hope I'm the only one who did that. Btw, tax text, get it? =P

After my final paper:

Doesn't this look like a pig? Just like us humans are scared to see images of human faces on photographs, I think pigs should feel the same.

Choon's contribution. I have no comment and please read at your own will coz I'm not used to such obscene language myself, just helping him post this pic hehe

Fei Mao totally disregarded my (chicken foot) peace symbol. This means war!

You call that juicy orange? More like juicy yellow if you ask me.

I wonder if these plants need sunlight, coz they're in Tesco.

I really wonder how Bahasa Malaysia baku speakers would pronounce "REBAT". At least it doesn't sound much like copying the English word "REBATE".

Just now in Tesco, I overheard a conversation between the cashier and the customer in front of me. It went exactly like this:

Cashier: Tesco card ada?

Customer: Ada. Tapi tinggal kat rumah.

Cashier + Customer: Hahahahaha!

Me: ?????

Ok, my exams are over. What now? Oh that's right, Taiping next. What then?

Happy Father's Day

2009-06-21T22:22:00.008+08:00

Had a bad start today. Slept around 1am+, then today woke up around 7am+ coz had a bad tummy ache. I was multitasking on the toilet bowl, sleeping + "amortizing". Hah! Can you do that? Then study study study, amortize, study study study, amortize, study study study, hokkien show, study study study, and it's night time!

Bro decided to take us to Tropicana City Mall to celebrate Happy Father's Day. He always makes the decision coz he belanja's us. And then here goes, I should prepare a provision for amortization again. Dad told us, "Why not try something different? Korean food!" O.o

Ooh that certainly is "good" for my appetite

That just makes things "better"

Our seats were rather different. There's a table just 1-foot tall from the floor but the space beneath it was deep enough for us to put our legs in it and feet flat on the floor (no shoes allowed). Concerned about the cleanliness or how empty down there really is, I took a picture and there's rice beside my dad's feet. What a waste, should tapau.

(btw, I do not have socks that aren't white)

Guess what's this thing for?

To play of course! See can lengthen and shorten wan :P

(Ok, it is used to suck in smoke, not fun)

Finish dinner, I walked around the mall alone. Guess what? They have a newly-opened GSC there! BUT I saw the list of movies and it seems as if I'm living in the near past. Slumdog Millionaire, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Ip Man? No Monsters vs Aliens, how sinful!

Had an hour more to spend, so I figured why not use the time and do something productive. I put on my poker face, walked in to the watch shops and pretended to be some rich kid. Usually I'll ask questions like "This one how much ah? How about that one leh? Wah so high the price!" but this time, it was different (I spoke formally with slightly high class accent).

Me (expressionless): May I know how much does this one cost?

Salesperson: RM4k+

Me (pretend to look interested): Oh I see. Then what about this one?

Salesperson (looking excited): RM2k+. We have many other watches also, this Cyma is from Swiss, Ellesse from Italy, etc.

Me (still expressionless): Ok, well then let me take a closer look at them. (This is so cool! Usually they treat me with a cold shoulder coz I usually simply wear, simply ask and don't look like a serious buyer. Therefore, I have learnt that the art of pretending is kinda fun!)

Aww Chuckie has made new friends, how horribly cute

StarNewspaper very lazy these days, they expect us to cut the image of shows and paste it in the boxes given

If I was the owner of the shop, I'll rip those notes! It's so wrong man! Should be "Sold Edi"

This is the random-est picture so far

Monkey + Exams = Discipline

2009-06-11T16:33:00.008+08:00

I can't believe how discplined I am these days. Sleep before 12am and wake up at 8am everyday! On top of that, study 4-5 chapters a day! (Actually got time to study 1-2 chapters more, just that I want to play games) =P

However, it could be that I'm not studying properly or I'm using a wrong study method, uh oh. Btw, I learnt a new word over the week and it sure brings a very deep meaning: veracity. Only 4 people know what I'm talking about and I surely hope it remains so else O.o!

Bro's leaving to Australia tonight, umm ok. BUT he's taking my Adidas shoes, my 2-week-old Adidas shoes! It just so happened that his shoes have little holes in them, not suited for the cold Australian weather. And that my other 7 pairs of shoes cannot fit his feet (my shoes have different sizes but I can wear all of them). Anyway, I hope my dear shoes are ok coz I specified some rules for him:

1. No tiptoeing or bending the front part (might cause crack lines)

2. No stepping in mud/puddles (rear part of the shoe is white)

3. No sports

Now I feel like a regulator imposing stringent rules and policies.

Random pics:

Clowns are funny even when some of them aren't living creatures. This one here welcomes the black car into the shop.

Then he blocks the entrance hahahaha

Because of the no microwave rule at home (mum 200% dislikes cooking smell), I had to eat this 3-4 hours old burger patty with solid cheese and solid egg. Lucky I only eat what's between the buns of the burger. Else I'll fit this bundled product between 2 slices of Gardenia bread, making it solider.

Wow! That MITSUBISHI car is so uberly COOOOOOOOOOOL! It was never sold before by Mitsubishi.

Remember the Giant & Cold Storage vs Tesco pic? Now it's Tesco vs Giant & Cold Storage.

They attack each other in the papers, what a boring battle.

P.s. I probably won't be posting anytime soon, might take a week or two coz exams are over there. There, around that corner there, still cannot see ah?

Randomization

2009-05-31T01:50:00.006+08:00

Yatta! Finished assignment! Oh it's Sunday - 2.05am now btw

Sorry, few pics only this week, so I drew 1 more :P

What's that long antenna for? Here's a possible list of answers:

a) To eavesdrop on private calls (longer antenna = wider frequency range?)

b) To make the car taller coz some 4wds are slightly taller than a Hilux

c) Fashionable

d) For people like me to snap pics

Just like pens, papers, staplers, paper clips, files, etc., Oreo's is yet another important "tool" for office people. I bet ya didn't know that!

Police can park outside the yellow box? Now only I realize that police cars can be parked anywhere coz they all have many yellow boxes.

Top left: Kenneth's portion

Top right: Choon's portion

Bottow: My portion

1. It started off with 3 full plates of fried rice (all are different).

2. Our task is for us 3 to have an equal portion of each fried rice.

3. After 10-15 minutes of trasferring, mission accomplished!

Finally! I get what Flo Rida's "Ayer" is all about. Deep down, it's educational =)

Today, my dad asked me a really tough question:

"Is my hair long?" *points at hair on shirt collar*

I really am not the best candidate for such a question.

Coolest Post Ever?

2009-05-24T03:55:00.009+08:00

It's 4.13am now, and I'm free of 1 assignment! Been spending nights (not days) to finish it, finally exactly 20 pages completed! =D Looks like I'm gonna sleep really late tomorning! (it's not tonight, mind you)

Over the week, I thought of some "COOL" stuff as my mind processes things a bit differently from the average mind.

1st:

Me: Hey Smartboy, how's your assignment? Surely super ganas wan!

Smartboy: Nopezzzzz, my assignment super general!

Me: Oh, means my assignment is lousy captain.

2nd:

Me: *Kacau Fei Mao when mum's not looking*

Fei Mao: We see what happens when mum sees your true colour!

Me: I always show my true colour la *points at skin on hand*

3rd:

Me: *Doing assignment while listening to the news on tv*

TV News: blablabla cause of death blablabla

Me: What? Cost of debt? ~must be too much studies already~

4th:

Q: What do you get if you cut 8 into half?

A: 20 (scroll all the way down for the reason)

Random pics (mostly contributed by Choon)

DB9 on an Aston Martin DB9, pure redundancy. Btw, there's also an M5 on a BMW M5 just for your information.

Now I'm convinced that there is such thing as rally sports (lorry category)

Syabas! (Anda telah mengurangkan kos dengan menggunakan) meter plastik!

The local version of Toy Story, Soft Toy Story. Soft Toy Story 1 features unknown characters but there's a special appearance by both Spongebob and baby Mickey in Soft Toy Story 2, how cool is that?!

Sorry, you're not inside Soft Toy Story. But you sure are freaky! What if we put you in the movie Kanak-Kanak Main?

I think Monash Cafeteria very rich, so they can afford to be wasteful =P

I have a feeling Giant (Mutiara Damansara) is trying to insult our maths. But hey! I see an arbitrage opportunity =)

RM4.99 / 2 kg = RM2.495/kg

RM10.35 / 3 kg = RM3.45/kg

Purchase ALL the 2kg cooking oil and leave others with the 3kg cooking oil. It is then up to you on determining your spread (Sales Price - Cost Price). Remember, lower the price, higher the demand!

Is this actually permissible under the law? Indirectly (but quite obviously) ruining the image of a competitor? I don't want to say the competitor's name (I scared I get sued instead) but it surely is an easy one.

Reason (from above):

Cut 8 into half, you get 0 AND 0. Just like x + x = 2x, 0 + 0 = 20!

P.s. It's 4.49am now, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Tagged by Samuel "TomYamBoy" Loke

2009-05-16T00:56:00.005+08:00

1. Besides ur lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?

Never experience before, so I ¯\(º_o)/¯

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?

I felt sleepy, but with all my strength, courage and willpower I got up!

3. Who was the last person/people you took photo with?

Bunny and Fei Mao ... plus the Monkey, it's like an animal family lol

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled?

I'll say maybe 15% and it just gets lesser by the year.

5. Will you ever donate blood?

Only if they do not use the pump of all pumps, the MOTHERPUMP! Then I'll be ok. But you sure you want my blood?

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of opposite sex?

Not just had, still have and I hope it remains for as long as we live =D

7. Do you want someone to be dead?

No way! Unless you mean those people who commit unforgiveable crimes, then I'll probably give it a second thought for these people aren't worthy of living if they continue their evil ways.

8. What does your last text message say?

Quite a lengthy message, but I'll just type a few words "Ok thanks..sure, if....."

9. What are you thinking right now?

Thinking of when I'll ever start my lending assingment, hopefully tomorrow as soon as I wake up using all my strength, courage and willpower haha

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?

Haha what do you think? I'm waiting for you to see right through me and there is your answer =P

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?

10.30pm, I planned to sleep for an hour, then continue studying. But my strength, courage and willpower not strong enough that night, couldn't wake up. Fei Mao said she tried waking me up but I surely don't recall that event (exactly how true can her words be?) =_=

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?

How did you know I'm wearing a tee? How? HOW?! Anyways, I think my aunt bought from Australia but I made it as part of my sleeping outfit

13. Is someone on your mind right now?

Same as Q10

14. Who was the last person(s) who text you?

Kenneth

NINE lucky persons to do this quiz:

1) Harry @ Bulu

2) Fioney @ Mui

3) Xuxin @ Mui's Jie Jie?

4) 'nett @ Apple

5) Nic @ Bunny

6) Juliana @ Julie's biscuits

7) Yann @ dupdup

8) Rachael

9) Not enough blogs to tag lol

Stress!

2009-05-10T13:54:00.003+08:00

Oh man, with this amount of petrol left, I'm supposed to fetch sis to the library and drive back home myself. Then fetch her from the library and drive back home again.

The first task is done. I hope I can make it through the second one else I'll have to fork in RM2 for petrol! Just now I had to fork in RM3 for my bro's KFC X-Meal all coz they had to include that X-Men gift, from RM10.XX jump to RM17.70 (he paid most of it).

Just now, as I drove:

I tried my best not to hit the brakes >.<
I drove really slow at an average of 30-50km/h coz I wouldn't wanna hit the brakes hard when I reach traffic lights or do U-turns =/
I found out that I can easily save petrol when I go downhill at SMKTTDI by just putting N, it'll lead me all the way to the traffic light =D
I put the air-cond at lowest, can't turn it off coz it's very hot these days =(
I was thinking of cutting a red traffic light coz don't want to hit the brakes =P
I keep looking at the petrol meter, praying that the red light indicator doesn't turn on =O

Mum, dad, please come back home quickly! Bro doesn't want to help pay for the petrol and I'm unwilling to as well. Sis forever pokai.

Oh ya, I won't be going pasar malam tonight coz I forgot that it's

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Relieved! (A bit)

2009-05-09T23:52:00.007+08:00

A long and tough week this has been all coz of International Banking and Finance assignment. Luckily manage to finish it by Friday night or not it'll interfere with my great plans.

Friday midnight:

- to listen to sad youtube songs (tip: type "Sad Korean MV")

- to read comic (One Piece!)

Saturday morning:

- to wake up late

- to read comic

- to read newspaper, particularly the comics section

Saturday afternoon/evening:

- to study to my heart's discontent

- to finish all my homeworks

- to do extra research online related to my current studies

- to analyze the stock markets

- to read on world financial news

- to lie to myself that I actually did points 2 to 5

Saturday night:

- to do grocery shopping

- to look at people (it's my hobby whenever I'm outside my house)

- to search for anything that I can take pics and blog about

A productive Saturday, don't you think? Thank God the assignment's over! Can't imagine how much I'll miss out if I still haven't complete it. As for Sunday, it'll probably be the same, except I'll probably go to pasar malam instead of malls.

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Listening to some Chinese words that are directly translated, such as;

Chocolate - Chi Ku Lat

Ferrari - Fa La Li

Malaysia - Ma Lai Sia

I came to realize that it's not so hard. I'll try some:

Jigglypuff - Chi Ku Li Puff

Compaq Presario - Kong Pak Pei Sa Leo

Bruce Almighty - Boos Hor May Tee

You spin my head right round right round - You spane my hate light lound light lound

When you go down when you go down down - When you ko town when you ko town town

See, easy peasy!

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2 different shops (a bookshop and a mini convenience store) seperated by 1 glass door, and a little notice to prevent theft. Is it effective?

Pickup sticks are for sissies. Pickup logs are for real men!

My parents surely have ideas far weirder (or lamer) than mine. They said I should buy this retractable mirror and stick it to the car to cover my blindspot problem.

2 parking spaces wasted just like that! Whether that person did it on purpose or suffers some serious IQ problem, only God knows.

He sleeps like a zombie, I hope he doesn't sleepwalk like that.

It baffles me on which event comes first.

(a) Plastic bottle.

(b) Water to fill in to the plastic bottle to drink.

(d) Toiletbowl gets dismantled.

Perhaps it's a-b-c-d OR c-a-b-d OR d-a-b-c. In any case, that's a lot of work to be done!

Says here it buzzes when you tilt your head downwards so you don't fall asleep while driving. I think they should sell it in my university, for students (such as myself) to stay awake in lectures.

High quality binoculars at only RM3.50? Yes, I'm very convinced ... very ...

I sure don't understand art.

I'm trying to understand it but it just won't work.

Now this is art! Btw, all 3 are taken from Ikea.

I wouldn't wash hands in that basin coz it looks more like a toilet bowl.

Can you spot something that's missing on that Waja? Easy one, really.

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P.s. Have you come to realize that the lesser time we have, the more work we actually do? Now that's some human paradox alright! Yet, it's true.

All Pictures Post

2009-05-03T00:48:00.010+08:00

Is that a guy with makeup wearing a showercap? Or is that a girl with too much makeup looking like a guy? Either way, it still looks pondan.

Person 1: "I'm too hungry to even stand up, need food ..."

Person 2: "Worry not good friend, I'll pass you my tapau'ed half-eaten KFC drumstick! Chop ah, I take out from my pocket first"

Person 3: (hehehehe) "We'll see who gets the better of the drumstick first!"*evil grin*

My "friend" is earning some side income, perhaps I should do something like that too

You really can't seperate Charlie's Angels

Top left bun --> Face problem, enough said.

Does this look like a chubby hamster from the back or is it just me?

The middle one is original, coz Hello Kitty does not have a mouth

Anyone wants a Hook Up?

Who needs to spend enormous amounts employing security guards and purchasing CCTVs when a trimming mat that is EFFECTIVE TO PROTECT HOUSEHOLD AND AVOID CAUSING (???) is selling at RM1?

I don't feel that "is rate as" sounds correct. And what a title for movie no. 7!

Spot that harsh abbreviation

Here's a shopping tip: Always look at the last rows for the latest expiry dates. Else, you'll just be helping them clear old stock =P